Santa in California Acting Like Taylor Swift Has Utah Eyes Rolling

Everything Will Cost You More in the Golden State 

Whether it is buying a house or a gallon of gas, California is going to cost you more money to live there. It can get kind of frustrating especially when even the little things gouge your wallet. When things that used to be free start to cost you it can feel overwhelming. 

What the Westfield mall in California is doing with a chance to visit Santa Clause is an example of this. Taking the kids to visit the big jolly guy at the local shopping center is a tradition that goes back decades. Charging for that honor is more recent. 

Reserve Your Place Now by Pulling Out Your Debit Card 

That’s right. If you want your child to sit on Santa’s lap and pour out their heart about their wish list, it is going to cost you a minimum of $109 bucks and that is just for the basic “Elf Pass”. Up it to $125 to move up the line with the “Reindeer Express”. 

If you want the full Santa experience, which I would hope includes some Christmas cheer in the way of cookies and milk with a backstage pass to meet Rudolph, you better fork out the full $165 dollars for “Santa’s Inner Circle”.  

Read More: Sorry Kids, Christmas Train in Utah Is SOLD OUT

Somebody call in Vern, Scrooge, Mickey, and everyone else who has saved Christmas over the years because we have another crisis. Somewhere Chris Kringle has lost his way and is acting like he’s Taylor Swift. Maybe the Grinch was playing the long game this whole time.