Top 5 Hottest Cities In The US Featuring Las Vegas

Summer is heating up and we desert dwellers are starting to feel the doom.

Top 5 Hottest Cities in the US

I mean:

- It's so hot that cows are sweating evaporated milk.
- It's so hot that I bought a loaf of bread, and by the time I got home, it was toast.
- It's so hot that my shadow is sweating.
- It's so hot that birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
- It's so hot that I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen.

Ok, so now we have to ask? How hot is it?

Well, if you look at the list of the hottest cities in America you will find our area dominates. That's right Las Vegas is the second hottest city in the United States. Here is the list of the top 5:

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#1 Phoenix, Arizona Hot

Phoenix doesn't sale ice cream, just hot flavored milk soup. You might not rise from them, but you will definitely feel like you are in ashes as you not only burn up but dehydrate at the same time.

#2 Las Vegas, Nevada Sizzle

Even the neon lights look like they're sweating. You remember the last time it rained in Las Vegas? Neither does anyone else. Survival in Las Vegas looks like jumping from one air-conditioned casino to the next.

#3 Tucson, Arizona Bake

Tucson heat is like living inside a giant toaster—except the toaster is the entire desert, and there's no "cancel" button. The cacti look like they're hitchhiking north hoping for some relief.

#4 Riverside, California Burn

The palm trees look like they're begging for mercy. The name Riverside seems like a joke as you search for water hoping for some way to cool down.

#5 San Antonia, Texas Fry

San Antonio heat is like stepping into a giant sauna and the humidity makes sure you feel every degree. It's so hot the River Walk looks like your arm pits, and you melt at the same speed as your ice cream.