There's some crimes that will get you locked up here... And I think it's CRAP!
Here's my list of CRIMES that should be totally legal in Southern Utah, but aren't...
Toilet Papering:
I NEVER did this as a kid, but I remember it was done to our house once...
We've all committed crimes! Every single one of us. Whether it be going over the speed limit, or stealing someone's car, leading police on a high speed chase from Hurricane to Panguitch. WE'VE ALL DONE IT!
Here are the best ways to get ZERO JAIL TIME for your crimes with some well placed compliments.
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(Cedar City, UT) -- The Utah Highway Patrol has arrested a 36-year-old for several drug charges after pulling him over on Interstate 15 in Cedar City. Felix Rodriguez-Portillo was pulled over Sunday morning and found to have 20 pounds of meth and two kilos of cocaine...
(Tooele County, UT) -- Governor Spencer J. Cox is warning Utahns that they will be held responsible for any action that causes a wildfire. The governor visited Tooele County yesterday to get an update on the Jacob City Fire. The governo...
(St. George, UT) -- A St. George chiropractor has entered no contest pleas to a pair of felony charges of forcible sexual abuse and three misdemeanors of sexual battery. Forty-one-year-old Brent Noorda entered the pleas just a few days before his trial was supposed to start this week
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(St. George, UT) -- Washington County authorities this week arrested an 18-year-old man for allegedly sexually assaulting a teenage athlete at a sporting event in February. Police were told of the assault on February 13. The victim had been communicating with the suspect for two years before the assault
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(St. George, UT) -- A Washington City man will spend nearly three years in federal prison after pleading guilty to not filing international monetary instrument transactions. Nan Ma stole over two-million-dollars from SVT, the Hurricane company of which he was vice president
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