World's Fastest Wiener Dog Crowned Yesterday In California
We might be living in this world, but it's owned by Beenie Von Weenie.
In a massive event held in Southern California's Los Alamitos Race Course (where normally thoroughbred horses scamper around the track), Beenie proved to be the fastest wiener dog (AKA Dachshund) of them all, emerging as the winner of the 24th annual Wienerschnitzel Wiener Nationals...