Switching Careers Might Not Be Bad If This Is What's Waiting For
"My baloney has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My baloney has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to eat it every day,
And if you ask me why, I'll say,
"Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A."
If you are in your 40s or so, you probably were singing that, not reading it in your head...