From Milk Discrimination To Snowball Fines: Utah's Strangest Laws Revealed!
I like milk. You probably do, too.
I've had good milk, cold milk, thin milk, chunky milk (don't ask), chocolate milk, banana milk, strawberry milk, unpasteurized milk, and even sour milk (to this day, I will not drink milk without smelling it first to make sure it's not sour)...