Stay Overnight In This Treehouse Near Zion National Park

When I was a kid, I always wanted a treehouse. Of course there were some things in the way of me achieving that dream.

I had no practical skills whatsoever, and...
Even if I did, I was too lazy to do anything about it.

Of course this still has not changed. I can barely put together a piece of IKEA furniture without swearing or breaking a finger.

Me, an idiot, trying to assemble anything at all at any time. (giphy)

So thank goodness there are people out there willing to go through the work of building things I never could. Like these fine people who hollowed out a tree and created a full-blown hotel room in the sky to make you feel like the coolest scout at the camp.

The treehouse under construction by people far more skilled than I. (Airbnb)

But unlike when you were young, it probably is not a good idea to put up a sign that says "Boys only" or "Girls Not Allowed" signs. Hopefully you no longer believe in Cooties.

Unless you just went through a breakup, you probably don't want to put up this sign. (Universal Pictures)

So pack up a lunch and grab your walkie talkies, because we're going on an adventure in the sky in Orderville Utah!