I don't consider myself much of a "Crier". Yes I cry at sad movies, and yes I cry when something horrible happens. Horrible things like when Firefly was cancelled, or when I'm losing money betting on the Detroit Lions yet again. But if I have her cried for the sake of crying? No. I can't say I have.

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sometimes you just gotta let it all out. (tenor)
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However, many years of marriage to a woman have taught me that some people have a lot of pent-up feelings, and the only way they can let them out is with a good old-fashioned mental breakdown. And just because I can't relate to something doesn't mean I can't help.  Gold star for me.

While I'm not an expert on what it feels like to cry in public, I have seen an awful lot of movies, and I know how dramatic tear-jerking works.

So if you are looking for the best place to go in Southern Utah, where you can park a car, take out an old letter from that guy who dumped you, and just turn on the water works until you're a sloppy mess of a puddle...then you have definitely come to the right place.

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There's nothing to be ashamed of buddy. (tenor)
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Here are a handful of places in Southern Utah where you can sob uncontrollably until your eyes turn red and your throat goes dry. Knock yourself out. And good luck.

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