Why is it that my biggest cravings for waffle fries and Chick-Fil-A sauce always happen on a SUNDAY? Or why is it that my kids seem to always want a freaky fast sub on the Sabbath?

Me, every Sunday in St. George
Me, every Sunday in St. George
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My cravings for a Fiiz Captain Jack are every day and my obsession with my car being clean happens daily as well.  My cravings and my obsessions don't stop just because it's a Sunday.

I realize that by saying that I have an addiction, you think I should take a break at least once a week.  BUT WE CAN DISCUSS MY ISSUES SOME OTHER TIME! For now, I just want to discuss places I wish stayed open on Sundays in Southern Utah.

I'm always Jonesing for a Jimmy John's on the day of rest.
I'm always Jonesing for a Jimmy John's on the day of rest.
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JIMMY JOHN'S:  I can't tell you how many times my kids have asked for Jimmy John's on a Sunday.  It is never on a weekday.  So I find myself annoyed that Jimmy John's is closed on Sundays!

Sunday is usually the day I have the time to vacuum out my car. (google maps)
Sunday is usually the day I have the time to vacuum out my car. (google maps)
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TAGG-N-GO:  I love a clean car.  So much so, that I have a monthly subscription to Tagg-n-go.  Sadly, the day that I have the most free time to wash my car is Sunday.  So, I need to remember to use my Saturday as a "special day, a day to get ready for Sunday"!

Since Fiiz is closed on Sunday, they force me to get soda at a gas station like some kind of PEASANT. (google maps)
Since Fiiz is closed on Sunday, they force me to get soda at a gas station like some kind of ANIMAL. (google maps)
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FIIZ DRINKS:  Anyone who knows me, knows I love Fiiz.  I'm addicted.  I've tried several other places, but nothing quenches my thirst quite like a Captain Jack from Fiiz.  Yes, I can go a day without soda but I would prefer not to!  Don't listen to my friends and family, I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT TO.  No, YOU have a problem!  Shut up.

You can't make breadsticks that look that sinful and then just close on the Sabbath. (google maps)
You can't make breadsticks that look that sinfully erotic and then just close on the Sabbath.  I see you. (google maps)
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PIZZA FACTORY/PASTA FACTORY:  Their breadsticks....their salad bar...their apple beer.  It all adds up to a delicious meal that I sometimes crave on Sundays!

Everyone complains about this. The best we can do is hope someone in the Pruitt family becomes a godless sodomite and opens it 24/7. (google maps)
Everyone complains about this. The best we can do is hope someone in the Cathy family becomes a godless, sinful, money-grubbing sodomite and opens it 24/7. (google maps)
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CHICK FIL-A:  I'm pretty sure this is a common complaint!  A lot of people wish Chick Fil A was opened on Sunday.  I'm just adding my vote to it!

Listen, I understand being closed on Sunday for religious reasons and I have nothing but respect for a company that sacrifices profit for what they consider to be higher principles.

But seriously if there's someone at Tagg-n-Go who's willing to keep one of the vacuums on, I won't tell anybody.  We can even use a special code word or something.

Sincerely,

Bonnie Foley- Hungry Person, Sabbath Breaker


 

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